Talkativeness Jokes

A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?

Me in the middle of the night boiling water.

Me talking to my brother: How do you make holy water. My brother: How Me: You boil the hell out of it.

I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.

Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?

So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."