Takeaway jokes

I asked the homeless woman if I could take her home. She said yes, so I took it.

I called the Chinese takeaway yesterday. A man picked up the phone and said: "Hello! I am Wan Kin, the chef." I said that I'll come back later.

What’s a cannibal's favorite takeaway shop?

The orphanage.

If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?

I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked away with her cardboard box.