The last 2 words you say after sex before going to sleep ?
Goodnight Mom !
I’m gonna stop telling rape jokes....
They just seem so forced
How do men like their women? Striped
How does priest like their children? Clean
Why are most orphans strippers? they want to call someone mommy or daddy
What is the difference between stripper and candy? none. but they like it when you take the wrapper off
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct Tape.
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.
I wanted to open a Brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was unfortunately not so well received.
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
Meals on Wheels.
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product
How do necrophiles get consent? A ouja board
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression... It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiiii fuck ur mom
This not even a joke its a serious question.... Is eating ass considered cannabilism?
Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama. You never turn your back to your family
In Alabama...How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood
What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for? campaign contribution to the Republican Party
So Kenny finally found his one true love. But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.
Like if you think rape jokes are funny
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex It'll forever be a mystery because the victims too young to scream his name
I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.
Some people think incest jokes are funny. I just think it's all relative.
When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It's the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.
