Syria jokes

In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.

"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"

I'm going to bomb a little child (I'm an USA bomber).

Law is temporary. Syria is eternal.

I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.

I had the worst day of my life. My 13 year old ex got killed and I got fired from my job as a police guard. Did I mention that we were in Syria?