In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.
"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"
I'm going to bomb a little child (I'm an USA bomber).
Law is temporary. Syria is eternal.
I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.
I had the worst day of my life, my 13 rear old EX got killed and I got fired from my job as a police guard, did I mention that we were in Syria?