Swiss jokes

If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"

Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...

We saved a Swiss flag from a house fire. I thought that's a plus.

Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?

Who else would think of adding gas?

What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.

A German went to France for a holiday, and here is the scene. French border staff asked, "Occupation?" The German replied, "No, no, no, just visiting."

Russian, American, and Polish stood by the lake shore.

Russian ran ahead to dive and yelled "vodka" and the lake changed into vodka.

Polish ran ahead to dive and yelled "beer" and the lake changed into beer.

American ran to dive, slipped, and said, "oh shit."

No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.