Swiss jokes

If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"

Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...

We saved a Swiss flag from a house fire. I thought that's a plus.

What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.

Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?

Who else would think of adding gas?

A German went to France for a holiday, and here is the scene. French border staff asked, "Occupation?" The German replied, "No, no, no, just visiting."

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.