Swiss jokes

A Swiss, a Japanese, and a Chinese... they are me, they are Weidi Weidi? Don't make it! The Chinese are not! The Swiss man throws his watch, drinks a focus detector in 5 liters. First to arrive, he drinks uga's seenzal KEEN FINEZ Mans GANKG DAY UNF.

Below, to be noted, question: "How do DESCEL DESCELL????" Quite simply: "We Swiss Habin Eben."

If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"

Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...

We saved a Swiss flag from a house fire. I thought that's a plus.