Swimming jokes

Why couldn't a lifeguard save the hippie? -- Because he was too far out, man.

Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.

How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?

"Please get out of the pool."