Swimming jokes
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away. So in turn, they try to swim to the island. The brunette swims 10 km then drowns. The redhead swims 30 km then drowns. The blonde swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
Why couldn't a lifeguard save the hippie? -- Because he was too far out, man.
Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?
Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.
How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?
"Please get out of the pool."