Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since, the day we met, When I was caught in your net, of love sweet love... It's all above...
Digga D, I'm a well known bandit, bandit Had a new mash, just landed Jheez, cop it, chop it, sand it, hand it The verbal ting I can't stand it Wife and two, got tanned when I banged it Mad ting Got a conspiracy case in the silliest Place, they're saying that I planned it, damn it Back on a Feltham landing You ain't been in the hood like Robin I ride in hoods tryna leave man red (Crud) The sweets are goldy, yola drops and lots of dred (Maud) No porkies, pepper them pigeons, they chase this ped Gyal tryna give man noddy, She ain't got balls in her tongue thats dead
what do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha
So i ment up to a Australia girls she look like 20 and i said can i have you phone number sweet heart she saod 696969 i said oh habha ok a few days later her mother called me and said she 15
Warning:if u dont like gummy bears DO NOT READ
Q:what do you call a mexican gummy bear
A:Delici-Oso
BFF:DUDE, COME OVER TO MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!
Me:What no way its 2:58 am
BFF:but i just found my brothers secret stash of oreos!!!!!
Me:I'll be over in 5 minutes
so I was at home and I went to take a shower and I accidentaly walked in on my brother having sex with some girl. So I left. A couple minutes later I needed my headphones to listen to music so I asked my mom where she was. She told me she was in the shower. Our House only has one bathroom sweet home alabama
The other day I went on a romantic cruise in Hawaii then I met my girl zendaya on board she was shaking her ass and playing with her penis then she ask me hey you wanna make love in the cabin? i said sure sweet thang gave me her number kiss me on the cheek. Next day she woke up because it was a romantic nightmare.
What is the difference between you're girlfriend and you're sister
There both sweet home Alabama
First Date: HE:"i work with animals every day!" SHE:"oh how sweet! what is it that you do?" HE:"Iâm a butcher" SHE:âperfect i work with humans i just kill them by cutting them up!â HE:"so its you in the news paper?"SHE:"yes it was,wanna be next?" HE:"no!"
So this woman woke up since she had a bad dream and was yelling about her bad dream then in the bed her husband woke up and said "Hey You Just Woke Me Up In A Sweet Dream" she said "Oh Sorry Babe" then she asked him what was his about then he responded like "I was with a woman me and her was in the middle of dreamy sex you just ruined it" she said "AAAAh" he asked her what her dream was about then she replied as "I was trying to suck a mans Penis and A cock trying to get cumpiee out of it"!
I have some words that might make sense to girls,but maybe not to boys ready? smart kind sweet caring loving mature
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
What is a rat's favorite dessert?
A chocolate mousse cake
What is the biggest candy in the world?? Candy Borobudur
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiter sweet?
Orbiter: Or bitter
my cat is is red and brown and her bones are crunchy so does that mean she is a kit kat
Why did Helen Kellerâs boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!
Why did the silly girl đ§ put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams. đ
What did the potato say when the sweet potato told by to hurry ?
I yamm
