Joke

Good one!

Aiden, I've been trying to thing about a joke like ryme about you, not a bad joke and not making fun of you, but only cuz your so good at jokes you should be put in one cuz your that good and I thought of this one,( I didn't publish it) It goes like this: Aiden's the best, in any contest, and no matter what, he will kick your butt.

You see it's nothing bad about you at all. I just can't explain how good your jokes are so thought if I published that... Just as a friend though...

aww thank you u shouldnt be afraid to publish anything i love that though

Thanks Aiden. I was kinda worried for a second that you'd never speak to me again!

why would i never speak to you again because u created a poem

Cuz some people think differently about things being said about them and I wasn't sure how easily you got offended.

not that easy espescially if someone is creating a poem

Okay.

BTW Aiden I'm 11 What about you?

turning 11 this saturday

Then happy early birthday!!!!

Ty im trying to convince my parent in to letting me get a hamster

YIKES!!! Well good luck, you know how parents are about are about that stuff...

OMG GWEN I CONVINCED THEM IM GETTING ON FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

getting it on friday**

OH MY GOSH HOW'D YOU DO IT?!?!?

i googled info on it collected it all made a deal with my dad my mom was east to convince and BOOM

But if ur parents are more strict its less likely to work use wiki how and search how to care for the animal u want

Wow! That's smart! But yeah my parents don't want any pets right now and are a bit more strict than that-(they'd never get me a hamster) but they would probably get me a dog in about six months if I begged hard enough.

hmm maybe a bichon fries if you ant a getal dog my dog is a mix between labrador and a pit bull he was abandoned before i got him😭😭😭😭😭😭

want to get a gental dog**

Yea a gentle dog and one that doesn't shed. But we are living in a rentle right now but my parents did say that when we move next we might get a dog, which is good news for me cuz our leese is up in about three months. Personally I want to get a Golden Retreaver but my parents say that if we get a dog, it will be a short haired dog, and I just told them that they don't really make good pillows! Ha!

i would say maybe a dog like mine or a breed out of the mix my dog does shed a little around summer but ya cant really stop a dog from shedding ya know?

Yea. I will tell my parents out that- but does that breed of dog bark alot? My dad has a nerve issue from getting sick a couple years ago and can't handle much noise.

hmmm let me check

More than most other breeds, the Bichon Frise needs a great deal of companionship and does not like being left alone for more than a few hours. ... Bichons tend to bark more in order to get their master's attention, warning anyone from taking their food and assuming an aggressive posture to avoid possible intruders. by google

Thankyou. I will check more into that. :)

also The Bichon is considered to be relatively hypoallergenic, as the breed sheds very little because the shed hair is caught up in the undercoat. That shed hair has to be brushed out to prevent mats from forming. As with all breeds, the Bichon's nails should be trimmed regularly as well

Thankyou Aiden, that was really helpful. :)

youre welcome

bichon frise hair isnt very long

Good, thanks again. :)

So here's the real deal here, my parents have no idea that I have axes to the internet. I have been caught a couple times on it and every time I get my laptop taken away for a few months. And if I am going to tell my parents about the dog information, they shouldn't know WHERE I got it. So I was thinking I could tell them that the last time they had caught me with it then that's where I learned about the dog. And I was also thinking to prove it I could right it out and put it in my closet ...

Then I could pretend to find it and show it to them. I want your idea on this incase this would turn out to be a dumb idea- I kinda need a second opinion. I hope you can understand. :)

you should tell them exactly where you found the information and they WILL find out about it because it doesn't like tight space

the first one is a good idea though!!!

heres some more info Hypoallergenic: Yes Life expectancy: 12 – 15 years Litter size: 1–6 Weight: Male: 6.6–11 lbs (3–5 kg), Female: 6.6–11 lbs (3–5 kg) Temperament: Feisty, Affectionate, Cheerful, Playful, Sensitive, Gentle Height: Male: 9–12 inches (23–30 cm), Female: 9–11 inches (23–28 cm)

Thanks for everything Aiden, it's a GREAT help. Now all I have to do is tell my parents.(YIKES)

good luck

Thanks I'm gonna need it!

So how did it go?

I havn't done yet but I plan to do it...

...Today I mean...

I'm in oregon and it's about 9:13 am. right now when I'm righting this in the back of a note book... trying to imatate my old handrighting....

Well I told my mom and she believed me which is good, but she said that they have too long hair and are too hard to take care of. I didn't right the last bit of information cuz at that age I would have never bothered with that stuff, I would have said for her to google it but she was busy and she just said flat out no. But... we are looking to buy a farm and then my dad will probably crack. He loves dogs.

But thank you again for looking that up. I will try as hard as I can to convince them!

U got this!!!

I used to have a hamster but she died from wet tail witch was my sisters and then my mom took over with her but i think my dad was mainly saying no because he missed her to much when i first saw my hamster wich looks almost identical to her i started to cry a bit she didnt deserve to die like that :'''c

also another good breed is a pit bull and labrador mix i have one and hes super friendly i suspect hes mixed with something else aswell with the size of him

I'm so sorry about your other hamster. I had a similer experence exept it wasn't with a hamster.

Btw I will try to do something about that other dog it sounds like a dog we might get- but I have no new ideas on how to tell my parents about it... :(

Btw Aiden what's a kiwi joke?

And could you go to gwen jokes as weird as it sounds? There's this idiot in one of them and I'm not quite sure how to deal with him. His name is Akeld.

Sure thing and tell ur parents one of ur friends told u about the dog breed maybe it will ease the harness of getting a dog

my dad says that u could just be using me :(

I havn't seen any in awhile

What do you mean useing you?

Btw Aiden thanks for checking those jokes out, I really new you could think of something smart. And I started thinking after I read your comments that I might try and through him off by saying something nice about him, but I might give myself a guilt trip after that...

he thinks ur only being friends with me so u can get a dog and go for it!

NO NO NO and NO! Tell him that I can SWEAR that that is just not right. I'm being friends with you because I love having friends. And I don't just make friends for a DOG of all things!!!

I know i was trying to explain but he never believes me

That's ok as long as he's not on this website(no offence to your dad)

its ok he doesnt know my name on here anyways or urs

Wow

yeah but im sorry about the bullying ur going through i know i dont know how it feels but if i were you i wouldnt be able to keep calm because i cant deal with my own bullies because i get way to introverted i just wanted to say im sorry

Oh don't worry about it they will probably find something more interesting then me soon enough. Btw thanks again for trying help. -Gwen. :)

Aiden have you been reading this stuff? EVERY ONE THINKS WE ARE IN LOVE IT'S HORRIBLE! THEY THINK WE ARE DATING!

OH NOO WERE NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also about the dogs i found that if you do buy a farm on the lab and pit bull mixes are ok heres some info, The Pit Lab Mix makes an excellent family dog. ... They also get on well with other family pets, so there is no need to worry about their reaction to other dogs and cats. The Pitbull Lab Mix is a very intelligent dog, which means training them is very easy

and heres some more, A myth persists that pit bulls make good herding dogs. As a general rule, they are much too rough for working stock. Again, their traditional role is that of the catch dog. They can be depended on to seize feral livestock, but not to quietly direct tame sheep or cattle

Thankyou so much Aiden! I'll try and think of another way to tell my parents. :)

Youre welcome

Have you published any new jokes lately I havn't been seeing any.

No would you like me to?

Sure!

Btw, do you want to do a contest of who can do the most jokes that are made up? I think it would be a fun chalenge! But u don't have to if u don't want. :)

ok sure i will be a little slow at it i have to think about jokes first

Ok sounds good!

i posted 1

Saw it. I like it!

Hey Aiden, is your last name Thompson?

No it's not, also I'm sorry i can't respond as quickly my school computer banned worst jokes ever now I have to use my phone so sorry

It's ok. I just thought I had seen you posting your last name. Sorry

It's alright👍🏻

Btw are you on facebook? I just logged in on it today and... well I put so it said I was born in 2000 not 2009 like I should have, only last time I tried they said I was under aged... and well maybe you could try for facebook too if your not on it already.

My parents won't allow me

That is what doing things in secret is for ;)

Sorry I haven't been online, I am VERY busy miss u tho

My mom is very sick and is have slot of strokes I hope to see ya again soon

Aiden, Gwen is clearly an older person trying to take advantage of you. I hope everything is well with your mom though.