Sunday memes

When I was little, I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike. I learned one week in Sunday school that that's not how it works, so instead I just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.

Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.

Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.