Sunbather jokes
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Hey, get out of my sun!
Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees.
How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?
It isn't hard.
Amber Heard's Morning Routine
Wake Up. Eat Breakfast. Take a Shit. Get Out of Bed.
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burns. The sun knows better.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
Community talk
You're so fat that when you got on the scales they said "I need your weight not your phone number" You're so fat that an oragami crane has less folds than you. You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat people shout out "taxi" You're so fat, the photo I took of you last christmas is still printing.
You're so fat that when you want to iron your pants, you have to go out to your driveway. … Read more