Sunbather jokes
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
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You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
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