Sunbather jokes
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.
Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees.
How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?
It isn't hard.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away. So in turn, they try to swim to the island. The brunette swims 10 km then drowns. The redhead swims 30 km then drowns. The blonde swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Hey, get out of my sun!
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
Community talk
You're so fat that when you got on the scales they said "I need your weight not your phone number" You're so fat that an oragami crane has less folds than you. You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat people shout out "taxi" You're so fat, the photo I took of you last christmas is still printing.
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