3 men where in a desert 1 man was holding a jug the 2nd was holding a paper bag and the last was holding a car door a man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug he said it was his water and if he got thirsty he would take a drink. Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag the guy said this is my packed lunch so if I get hungry I will eat my lunch. Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said it he got hot he would roll down the window.
What is the suns favorite chocolate bar? A Milky Way š±
Why was the dog staying in the shade? Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
Why didnt the sun get a job,,,, seriously I have no idea why help me
why is the sun so attractive? because it is burning hot!
I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon) found my self at the same stop.
WHY DOES THE SUN GET ALOT OF GIRLS? BECAUSE ITS HOT.
why are cheetahs the best animals? The cheetah is the fastest land animal in the world. They can reach a top speed of around 113 km per hour. A cheetah can accelerate from 0 to 113 km in just a few seconds. Cheetahs are extremely fast however they tire quickly and can only keep up their top speed for a few minutes before they are too tired to continue. Cheetahs are smaller than other members of the big cat family, weighing only 45 ā 60 kilograms. One way to always recognise a cheetah is by the long, black lines which run from the inside of each eye to the mouth. These are usually called ātear linesā and scientists believe they help protect the cheetahās eyes from the harsh sun and help them to see long distances. Cheetahs are the only big cat that cannot roar. They can purr though and usually purr most loudly when they are grooming or sitting near other cheetahs. While lions and leopards usually do their hunting at night, cheetahs hunt for food during the day. A cheetah has amazing eyesight during the day and can spot prey from 5 km away. Cheetahs cannot climb trees and have poor night vision. With their light body weight and blunt claws, cheetahs are not well designed to protect themselves or their prey. When a larger or more aggressive animal approaches a cheetah in the wild, it will give up its catch to avoid a fight. Cheetahs only need to drink once every three to four days.
Chuck Norris docent get sun burns the sun knows better
Sun
God creates a wasp :) God: Okay, so make it reeeeally tiny. Like less than half a fly. Angel: okay... a bug. God: now give itās face a sword, but it has a hole so itās basically a mouth. Angel: weird.. but okay... God: and give it wings. Angel: eh, not half bad Go- God: NOW MAKE IT EAT THE BLOOD OF ALL LIVING ANIMALS AND HUMANS Angel: *shook* o-okay God: okay. Now make sure whenever a human is bit it feels the pain of a million suns burning it, making it scratch until it bleeds out. Angel: .-. God: and make sure it also transfers diseases through the species. Give āem a taste āo that! *evil grin* Angel: *cries* Angel: *whispers; Iām so sorry..*
the sun is already bright stupid
Why does the sky think it's so powerful Because it's always looking down on us
Why did Sally get to go to Hawaii for free?
She washed up on the beach.
timmy has 5 apples,
his train is 7 minutes early
calculate the mass of the sun
Q How can you tell the sun is a boy A it rises every morning
why did the sun go to church Because it needs jeuse
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
Cause 7 8 9
Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun
the whole solar system is one big family right? but everyone circles the SON.
