Summer jokes
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.
What do you call an old snowman that survived till summer?...
Water... yup, water...
What is your summer name? Hot.
Why did the cantaloupe 馃崍 jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon 馃崏.
What do you get when you go to the beach and you get a tan on your feet?
Tan toes.
On a hot summer's day, a famous celebrity tweeted, "It is a beautiful day, and I'm deciding which kid to have fun with today." To which the local priest replied, "I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today."
Over summer, I shot up my school and left a note saying, "I could have done this anytime!"
I left a chunk of ice outside during summer. That was the first time I heard icescream.
If I make a summer camp for kids with concentration problems, will it be a "Concentration Camp"?
Why did the little girl's ice cream melt?
She was on fire.
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a bus.
I went to Pen Island for vacation this summer. There were a lot of bones.
Where did Sally go during the summer? Swimming.
Who鈥檚 the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
We almost drowned when we went out boating, but I got a watermelon to keep me floating.
Do you want to go to the pool?
Yes? Well, water you waiting for?