You can laugh at how men are stupid. But remember their favorite thing.

It starts with “M” and ends with “arriage”

If you guessed “Marriage” your stupid. It’s miscarriage and don’t forget it. The joke never get’s old to him. Just like the baby.

So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar… just kidding :))


Just to an orphan. Orphan: your stupid You: your so ugly, it’s the reason your parents are dead.

Becky: Rob you’re so stupid! Anything that you say is stupid! Rob: …BECKY :3

Why do feminists eat so much pussy? to get the taste of dick out of their mouths does it cycle now you stupid bitches

911 help hello never mind forget it your so stupid 😡😡😡😡😏

A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise The dolphin did it on porpoise

Your momma so stupid when someone said it’s chilly outside she brought a spoon and bowl

…two cunts were walking down the street. one was doing calculus, and the other one says, ’ imagine me, a stupid cunt that can talk…

I was camping with my buddy and there was a fire we were roasting marrsmelows and there was a vine and tripped on it and went penis first into the fire and I said well there goes your children stupid ass

yo mamma so stupid she pooped in the shower

Random kid: yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the super bowl. orphan:what’s a mama? Random kid: *shook

Why did the football coach go too the bank? To get his quarterback!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.

Q: Why are the 49’s called the 49’s? A: Cause they can’t make it past the 50 yard line.

Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid

Leprechauns are stupid. No joke

Are you a toaster?

I am sick and tired of horror movies it is always the stupid ones that die first. when you see a guy in a dark bloody coat and a knife, he ain’t there to just look at yah run; Don’t scream run.

British MP Sally Ann Hart has filed for divorce citing sexual unfulfillment. Her husband couldn’t fuck her the way her stupidity could