Jordan C jokes

"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."

Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!

"Pretend me please stop! I don't recall posting anything except commenting and posting something for Jordan C! Please stop!"

I hope I'm not a big pain, but Jordan C, please stop bothering me about my age! I know I am 8 years old, but enough.

Then you make jokes about how smart I am and intimidate me because of my name. I don't remember intimidating you for anything. So please, with all due respect, stop.

PS It's not for drama, it's because you're bullying me for nothing. I come here just to joke or be nice to people, not for the drama. So please again. Stop. That is all I ask.

Thank you.

During a phone call:

"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"

"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."

A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.