Jordan C jokes

"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."

Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!

"Pretend me please stop! I don't recall posting anything except commenting and posting something for Jordan C! Please stop!"

I hope I'm not a big pain, but Jordan C, please stop bothering me about my age! I know I am 8 years old, but enough.

Then you make jokes about how smart I am and intimidate me because of my name. I don't remember intimidating you for anything. So please, with all due respect, stop.

PS It's not for drama, it's because you're bullying me for nothing. I come here just to joke or be nice to people, not for the drama. So please again. Stop. That is all I ask.

Thank you.

During a phone call:

"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"

"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."

A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?

That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...

What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.

Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...

His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...