your sister is so stupid she only thinks a onion will make people cry.
so i throw a coconut at her
Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.
Heh, stupid orphan.
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
I hate my stupid wrinkly ring doing f, dad!
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
Sister: You're so stupid.
Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.
The term "every 60 seconds" is so stupid.
You know Africans don’t get seconds.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.
One day little Jonny is in class. It is the second day back to school. The teacher is annoyed with the kids, so she goes to the front of the class and says, "If you think you are stupid, stand up." Little Jonny stood up.
The teacher asked him, "Why do you think you're stupid?" Little Jonny said, "I don't think I am stupid."
Then the teacher asked little Jonny why he stood up. Then little Jonny replied, "I just felt bad seeing you standing here alone."
One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out.
"I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" 🐔😂
What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?
Being a genius has its limits.
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
You are stupid!
Nana
What is 9 + 10?
21
You stupid!
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was Spanish for blowjob.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎
Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.
Life is karma... because I was born, God gifted me with social awkwardness, sh*t athletic skills, and stupidity.
