Stupid jokes

Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."

Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...

Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!

Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.

"Stupid ass baby."

911 help. Hello?

Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid 😡😡😡😡😏

The term "every 60 seconds" is so stupid.

You know Africans don’t get seconds.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!

Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.

Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?

You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-

(Destroys phone cutely)

Sister: You're so stupid.

Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!

I hate my stupid wrinkly ring doing f, dad!

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

Be smart, not stupid.

Leprechauns are stupid. No joke.

Are you a toaster?

One day little Jonny is in class. It is the second day back to school. The teacher is annoyed with the kids, so she goes to the front of the class and says, "If you think you are stupid, stand up." Little Jonny stood up.

The teacher asked him, "Why do you think you're stupid?" Little Jonny said, "I don't think I am stupid."

Then the teacher asked little Jonny why he stood up. Then little Jonny replied, "I just felt bad seeing you standing here alone."

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo!

Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.

What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?

Being a genius has its limits.

These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!