Stupid

Stupid jokes

Bar

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

Be smart, not stupid.

Dad

Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."

Memes

Ass

Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!

Mom

Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Help

911 help. Hello?

Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid 😡😡😡😡😏

Mama

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!

African

The term "every 60 seconds" is so stupid.

You know Africans don’t get seconds.

Teacher

One day little Jonny is in class. It is the second day back to school. The teacher is annoyed with the kids, so she goes to the front of the class and says, "If you think you are stupid, stand up." Little Jonny stood up.

The teacher asked him, "Why do you think you're stupid?" Little Jonny said, "I don't think I am stupid."

Then the teacher asked little Jonny why he stood up. Then little Jonny replied, "I just felt bad seeing you standing here alone."

Genius

What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?

Being a genius has its limits.

Name

If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.