Stupid jokes
Me: What’s the definition of “ignorance”?
Friend: Don’t know?
Me: U STUPID!
Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...
Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
Leprechauns are stupid. No joke.
Are you a toaster?
Yo mama so stupid, she starved in a grocery store!
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
Heh, stupid orphan.
Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.
"Stupid ass baby."
911 help. Hello?
Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid 😡😡😡😡😏
Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?
You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-
(Destroys phone cutely)
One day little Jonny is in class. It is the second day back to school. The teacher is annoyed with the kids, so she goes to the front of the class and says, "If you think you are stupid, stand up." Little Jonny stood up.
The teacher asked him, "Why do you think you're stupid?" Little Jonny said, "I don't think I am stupid."
Then the teacher asked little Jonny why he stood up. Then little Jonny replied, "I just felt bad seeing you standing here alone."
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo!
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?
Being a genius has its limits.
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?