Stupid

Stupid jokes

Sister

Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.

Teacher

New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.

Student: Stands up.

Teacher: Why did you stand up?

Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.

Mama

Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...

Dad

Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."

Memes

Snow

as apart of this stupid state i can confirm not cold at all. (I was born in Ohio)

The image shows a snowy landscape. The text on top reads, "UTAH: SHOULD I WALK TO CHURCH OR JUST DRIVE?" The text at the bottom says, "EAST COAST: IT'S THE END IT'S THE WORLD W. WE'RE GONNA DIE!"

Momma

Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.

Help

911 help. Hello?

Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid 😑😑😑😑😏

Mama

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!

African

The term "every 60 seconds" is so stupid.

You know Africans don’t get seconds.

Teacher

One day little Jonny is in class. It is the second day back to school. The teacher is annoyed with the kids, so she goes to the front of the class and says, "If you think you are stupid, stand up." Little Jonny stood up.

The teacher asked him, "Why do you think you're stupid?" Little Jonny said, "I don't think I am stupid."

Then the teacher asked little Jonny why he stood up. Then little Jonny replied, "I just felt bad seeing you standing here alone."

Genius

What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?

Being a genius has its limits.

Mama

Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎀😎

Momma

Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.