Stupid

Stupid jokes

Mama

  • Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!

    Insult

  • Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?

    You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-

    (Destroys phone cutely)

  • 1
  • Mama

  • Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.

  • 1
  • Gay

  • Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!

    Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?

  • 9
  • Friend

  • Maybe I should call you Patrick Star, wanna know why?

    Because you're fat, stupid, lazy and everyone laughs at you for it.

  • 0
  • Marriage

  • A man comes home and finds his wife in bed with another guy. "What's going on here!?" he exclaims.

    The wife replies, "See, I told you he was stupid."

  • 0
  • Microphone

  • Hello worstjokesever.com, I am not typing but instead using a microphone to speech, ding me a period.

    I don’t see what’s coming up, but I don’t know why I am sending, so it will be random or funny or just stupid, LOL. So like and subscribe and...

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  • Orphanage

  • Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.

    Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.

    What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.

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  • Trump

  • I'm Canadian, and I admit we've done some stupid things. But we've never given nuclear launch codes to a literal retard.

  • 4
  • Teacher

  • New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.

    Student: Stands up.

    Teacher: Why did you stand up?

    Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.