Stupid jokes
Yo mama so stupid. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
Heh, stupid orphan.
Me: What’s the definition of “ignorance”?
Friend: Don’t know?
Me: U STUPID!
Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!
911 help. Hello?
Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid 😡😡😡😡😏
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.
Yo mama so stupid, she starved in a grocery store!
Leprechauns are stupid. No joke.
Are you a toaster?
Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.
"Stupid ass baby."
One day little Jonny is in class. It is the second day back to school. The teacher is annoyed with the kids, so she goes to the front of the class and says, "If you think you are stupid, stand up." Little Jonny stood up.
The teacher asked him, "Why do you think you're stupid?" Little Jonny said, "I don't think I am stupid."
Then the teacher asked little Jonny why he stood up. Then little Jonny replied, "I just felt bad seeing you standing here alone."
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo!
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?
Being a genius has its limits.