Stupid jokes
I hate you, Gwen. You are a stupid idiot!
What borders on stupidity?
Canada and Mexico.
There was a guy I knew who owned a foot-high piano player.
He had found a magic lamp and rubbed it. The genie popped out and gave him one wish.
The guy thinks the genie was a bit deaf, as all he got was a 12" pianist.
Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
chat i found me.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Yo mamma so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
Why did the man become stupid?
Cause he was suicidal, herbivorous. Ja...
Life is karma... because I was born, God gifted me with social awkwardness, sh*t athletic skills, and stupidity.
Yo mama so stupid, she hides behind a glass door when playing hide and seek.
Your clown is so stupid it took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
Yo mama is so stupid that she called pest control for gym rats.
A duck walks into a bar and says, "Got any bread?"
The bartender says, "No bread here."
And then the duck says, "Got any bread?"
And the bartender says, "Didn't I just f***ing say that there was no bread here?"
And the duck says, "Got any bread?!"
And the bartender says, "You stupid duck! Or should I say d***? There's no bread here. Don't make me say that again, or I'll pin you to the wall with a nail."
So the duck says, "Got any nails?"
And then the bartender looks surprised, and says, "Of course I've got f***ing nails. Can't you see them?"
And the duck says, "Got any bread?"
And the bartender throws the duck out of the bar.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!
Man 1: I-I ran my mom over to get a stupid book.
Man 2: Aww, books aren't that bad. I'm sure she thinks you're a great son considering she can't drive anymore.
Man 1: She was in the road, and I was rushing to get the last copy of this book. She can't drive or do anything anymore.
Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.