Stupid jokes
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
Be smart, not stupid.
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
Yo mama so stupid. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.
Heh, stupid orphan.
Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."
Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!
Yo mama so stupid, she starved in a grocery store!
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!
One day little Jonny is in class. It is the second day back to school. The teacher is annoyed with the kids, so she goes to the front of the class and says, "If you think you are stupid, stand up." Little Jonny stood up.
The teacher asked him, "Why do you think you're stupid?" Little Jonny said, "I don't think I am stupid."
Then the teacher asked little Jonny why he stood up. Then little Jonny replied, "I just felt bad seeing you standing here alone."
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo!
What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?
Being a genius has its limits.
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?