What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.
Hey Siri, where is my dad?
Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen!
Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
...WhAT-
I SH so much, even when I die and become a ghost, you can see red stripes floating around the room.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
He hated the Poles.
"Waiter, my steak is too skinny." "It's a strip steak, sir." "At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"
I told my mother i wanted a brother for Christmas The next day i saw her in the strip club across the street
Q: What kind of club do roosters go to? A: The Chicken Strip.
I made that one up.
Why did the farmer go to the strip club?
Because he was looking for his hoe.
Manly men go to strip clubs. JD Vance goes to IKEA.
How to decorate a wall:
Strip of the paper and original plaster
put on fresh plaster and wall paper
paint it (if you want)
Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Why doesnt the pirate go to the strip club? Because he has ALL of the booty? heehe
True Story of Little Red Riding Hood The big bad wolf told Red Riding Hood to strip. He looled at her pussy and said "Now I will fuck you! " Red pulled-out a shotgun from umder her coat and said "Oh no you"re not. You're not, you're going to eat me just like it says in the book!"
YO MAMA!
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
So this is how I got divorced. On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum and my 2 kids 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!
2 Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier, they put in their names her name was he gay and his name was shi A ho
Have u been to that paraplegic strip club? Its crawling wit pussy!
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy
i think im a red zebra!! cuz im stripped red iykwim
