Strip jokes

What do you call an emo strip club?

Suicidal Thots.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.

I SH so much, even when I die and become a ghost, you can see red stripes floating around the room.

Hey Siri, where is my dad?

Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.

HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen!

Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.

...WhAT-

Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?

He hated the Poles.

"Waiter, my steak is too skinny."

"It's a strip steak, sir."

"At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"

I told my mother I wanted a brother for Christmas. The next day, I saw her in the strip club across the street.

Q: What kind of club do roosters go to? A: The Chicken Strip.

I made that one up.

Why did the farmer go to the strip club?

Because he was looking for his hoe.

Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?

He wanted to see a chicken strip.

So this is how I got divorced.

On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum, and my 2 kids, 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in, she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!

How to decorate a wall:

Strip off the paper and original plaster.

Put on fresh plaster and wallpaper.

Paint it (if you want).

Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply.

Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?

Because he has ALL of the booty!

True Story of Little Red Riding Hood.

The big bad wolf told Red Riding Hood to strip. He looked at her pussy and said, "Now I will fuck you!"

Red pulled out a shotgun from under her coat and said, "Oh no you're not. You're not, you're going to eat me just like it says in the book!"

Manly men go to strip clubs. JD Vance goes to IKEA.

Two Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier. They put in their names: her name was He Gay and his name was Shi A Ho.

Have you been to that paraplegic strip club? It's crawling with pussy!

Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.

I think I'm a red zebra!! Cuz I'm stripped red, iykwim.

But she hasn't tried the position with her new boyfriend, so she invites him to a romantic dinner.

After dinner, she tells her boyfriend about her desire for it, but her boyfriend was clueless about such acts, so she tells him to strip naked on the couch and lay on top of him naked in the 69 position. She starts sucking him off and starts waiting for him to do the same, but the bf didn't know what to do, so he just lay there. Suddenly, the girl had an urge to fart but held it in because her asshole was right near his bf's face. Suddenly, she loses control and lets one out. She apologizes profusely and continues sucking him. A couple of minutes later, she feels the urge again and lets another fart rip near his face. The BF throws the girl from the couch, gets up, and says, "Bitch if you think I'll be lying here for 67 more of those, you're fucking crazy."