Strip jokes
Where would Batman get his freak on at? The Batcave or the bat strip club?
My neighbor's daughter gave me a three-course meal last night:
Starters - role play and stripping.
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl.
Dessert - Blowy.
So this is how I got divorced.
On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum, and my 2 kids, 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in, she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!
Q: What kind of club do roosters go to? A: The Chicken Strip.
I made that one up.
What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club.
Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."
Manly men go to strip clubs. JD Vance goes to IKEA.
Your forehead is so large, if I drew an H on it, maybe Kobe could've landed.
Why did the farmer go to the strip club?
Because he was looking for his hoe.
I had a conversation with a Möbius strip.
It was one-sided.
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
Two Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier. They put in their names: her name was He Gay and his name was Shi A Ho.
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
He hated the Poles.
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.
But she hasn't tried the position with her new boyfriend, so she invites him to a romantic dinner.
After dinner, she tells her boyfriend about her desire for it, but her boyfriend was clueless about such acts, so she tells him to strip naked on the couch and lay on top of him naked in the 69 position. She starts sucking him off and starts waiting for him to do the same, but the bf didn't know what to do, so he just lay there. Suddenly, the girl had an urge to fart but held it in because her asshole was right near his bf's face. Suddenly, she loses control and lets one out. She apologizes profusely and continues sucking him. A couple of minutes later, she feels the urge again and lets another fart rip near his face. The BF throws the girl from the couch, gets up, and says, "Bitch if you think I'll be lying here for 67 more of those, you're fucking crazy."
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!
Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"
#she is sex*
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."