What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots
What’s the difference between the twin towers and an airplane landing strip? Don’t know, neither did my dad
I SH so much, even when i die and become a ghost, you can see red striped floating around the room.
why did hitler never go to a strip club? he hated the poles
Have u been to that paraplegic strip club? Its crawling wit pussy!
Q: What Kind of club do roosters go to? A: The Chicken Strip
I made that one up.
How to decorate a wall:
Strip of the paper and original plaster
put on fresh plaster and wall paper
paint it (if you want)
Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
why did the farmer went to the strip club
coz he was looking for his hoe
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Yo mama's so ugly she went into a strip club and got paid to keep her clothes on.
But she hasn't tried the position with her new boyfriend. So she invites him to a romantic dinner. After dinner, she tells her boyfriend about her desire for it. But her boyfriend was clueless about such acts. So she tell him to strip naked on the couch and lay on top of him naked in the 69 positions. She starts sucking him off and starts waiting for him to do the same. But the bf didn't know what to do, so he just lay there. Suddenly the girl had an urge to fart, but hold it in because her asshole was right near his bf face. Suddenly she loses control, and lets one out. She apologizes profusely and continues sucking him. A couple of minutes later, she feels the urge again and lets another fart rip near his face. The BF throws the girl from the couch, gets up, and says
"Bitch if you think I'll be lying here for 67 more of those, you're fucking crazy."
So this is how I got divorced. On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum and my 2 kids 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!