Emo

Ramen

What do you call an emo strip club?

Suicidal Thots

Street

Razor

I told my mother i wanted a brother for Christmas The next day i saw her in the strip club across the street

Steak

GMCurto

“Waiter, my steak is too skinny.” “It’s a strip steak, sir.” “At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!”

Puns

ghandisheep

why did the farmer went to the strip club

coz he was looking for his hoe

America

drunkonlemonjuice

How to decorate a wall:

Strip of the paper and original plaster

put on fresh plaster and wall paper

paint it (if you want)

Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply

2

Mathematician

Anonymous

I had a conversation with a Möbius strip. – It was one-sided.

Club

dev

Why doesnt the pirate go to the strip club? Because he has ALL of the booty? heehe

Eating

Richard

True Story of Little Red Riding Hood The big bad wolf told Red Riding Hood to strip. He looled at her pussy and said "Now I will fuck you! " Red pulled-out a shotgun from umder her coat and said “Oh no you"re not. You’re not, you’re going to eat me just like it says in the book!”

Divorce

Eat my smoke

2 Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier, they put in their names her name was he gay and his name was shi A ho

Kenya

Kris

Comment anything if u liked the picture of Kenya in her bra! Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! and it said I love everyone! #she is sex*

Ball

Anonymous

A basketball player walks into a strip club:Hi I heard I could bounce some balls here?

Batman

Anonymous

Where would batman get his freak on at? The batcave? or the bat strip club?

Old Man

Pjf

A 90 year old man takes a Viagra Strips of naked lies down in a ally way three chicks walks on by a blond a brunette an a red head

The red head sed I’m not letting that go to waste so she strips of an rides him when she’s finished The brunette then strips of naked an rides him the blonds now worried because she just got her period the red head sez he’s dead don’t let it go to waste so she strips of naked an rides him then he wakes up he then send wow two jump starts an a blood transfusion I’m good to go !

Number

Anonymous

I will give you all the fine chicks you want just dial this number 313-974- tap that ass from hooters strip club.

Gorilla

Anonymous

Where do gorillas get all the pussy from? The strip club which is called poker kong night.

Little Johnny

drunk johnny

little johnny fucked a girl ran away fucked another ran went to the strip club got a private dance he has sex with them fucking ran yelled to some random bitch ass guy fuck him hes a bitch he bends down they have sex on the street they go home have sex little johnny wakes up questions himself fucking does it again he goes to the strip club fucks some more people when he is drunk questions himself some more then tries phone sex but his dick is to small

Pole

polish dude

why did hitler never go to a strip club? he hated the poles