Stephen hawkings jokes

Stew

When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!

House

Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?

No? Neither did he.

Bull

What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?

They both charge.

Liner

Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?

He can't do stand-ups.

Death

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!

Death

Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.