Stephen hawkings jokes
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?
They both charge.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
Hint: he didn’t.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.