Stephen hawkings jokes
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"
Stephen Hawking walks, I mean rolls into a bar.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...
I really need some new parts to my go-kart.
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Ha!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady... but he can’t stand up ☹️
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.