Stephen hawkings jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
Hint: he didn’t.
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?
They both charge.
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!