Stephen hawkings jokes
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?
They both charge.
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
Hint: he didn’t.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.
Stephen Hawking, more like Stephens not walking.