Stephen hawkings jokes
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
Hint: he didn’t.
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?
They both charge.
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.