Stephen hawkings jokes
When Stephen Hawking died, I assume his computer crash caused it.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
'cus there was only a stairway to heaven!
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
Stephen Hawking walks, I mean rolls into a bar.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of comedy? Stand up.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Stephen Hawking forgot the WiFi password.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
What was the one test Stephen Hawking couldn't pass? The beep test.
Stephen Hawking isn’t dead, he’s just using VPN.
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day? F5
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.