Stephen hawkings jokes
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
Hint: he didn’t.
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?
They both charge.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
What’s black and at the top of a stair case?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
Wipe your feet before entering, but in Stephen Hawking's case, it is "Wipe your wheels."
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?
At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.