Stephen hawkings jokes
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the Wi-Fi cord.
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
What noise does Stephen Hawking make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune.
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
When Stephen Hawking died, did they take him to the hospital or PC World?
In about ten days, Stephen Hawking's wheelchair is going to have its first and last service.
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
Hi. My name's Stephen Hawking. What's your disability?
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
Wanna know why Stephen Hawking died?
He lost his Wi-Fi connection.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His power went out.