Stephen hawkings jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he forgot to plug in the charger.
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
Have you ever walked past Stephen Hawking's house?
No, well neither has he.
It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.
I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
Stephen Hawking couldn't take the stairway to Heaven, he had to take the lift.
Where was Stephen Hawking during the house fire?
The top of the stairs.
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...
I really need some new parts to my go-kart.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?
"Stand" Ford University. :3
Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.
They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.
Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?
To sing.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.