Stephen hawkings jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?
Chocolate arm.
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
What's Stephen Hawking's wife called? Wendy.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died was because he saw the end.
Stephen Hawking died.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
If Stephen Hawking is dying, where do I take him, Currys PC World, or a hospital?
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
What has 4 wheels, 2 legs, and loves his shoulder?
Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.