Stephen hawkings jokes
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
Have you ever walked past Stephen Hawking's house?
No, well neither has he.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
Stephen Hawking walks, I mean rolls into a bar.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...
I really need some new parts to my go-kart.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!