Stephen hawkings jokes
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
Stephen Hawking walks, I mean rolls into a bar.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Ha!
Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady... but he can’t stand up ☹️
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.