Stephen hawkings jokes

Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?

"No computers allowed on the test!"

Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.

Nobody.

What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?

Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."

So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.

Never mind.

So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!

So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......

So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Ha!

Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady... but he can’t stand up ☹️

Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Of a bad internet connection.

It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.

I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.

Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?

Head and Shoulders.

Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?

No? Neither did he.

God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.

Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.

Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?

Oh wait, he didn't.

Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?

Don’t worry, he didn’t either.

Stairs.

Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.

Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.