Stephen hawkings jokes
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
Stephen Hawking walks, I mean rolls into a bar.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...
I really need some new parts to my go-kart.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
Have you ever walked past Stephen Hawking's house?
No, well neither has he.
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Ha!
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"