Stephen hawkings jokes
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
Have you ever walked past Stephen Hawking's house?
No, well neither has he.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.