Stephen hawkings jokes
Stephen Hawking was in a house fire. When he got out, people called him "Hot Wheels."
What's the difference between Stephen and a car? A car loses oil, Stephen loses the ability to walk.
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk?
Overcharge himself.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
There may be hope for Stephen Hawking yet.
His nose runs.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
He couldn’t climb the stairway.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
Stephen Hawking walks into a b... nevermind.
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.