Stephen hawkings jokes
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
What was Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walked—oh wait, never mind.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he just uploaded himself to the 'net...
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
What's black and at the top of a staircase?
Not Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking tried to crack Abutu.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.
What shoe size is Stephen Hawking?
It doesn't matter—he can't walk anyway.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Yeah, neither has he!
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
Stephen Hawking, more like Stephens not walking.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He lost WiFi connection.