A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
Stephen Hawkings Jokes
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.
Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
If Stephen Hawking was a boxer, he would roll with the punches.
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
