Stephen hawkings jokes
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
Stephen Hawking's death was completely accidental.
He pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep".
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
Stephen Hawking died because his WiFi ran out.
What was Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.
Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?
A: There’s no signal.
You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isn't going to heaven?
Because it's a stairway, not a ramp.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost internet connection.
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.