Stephen hawkings jokes
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?
A: There’s no signal.
What was Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isn't going to heaven?
Because it's a stairway, not a ramp.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost internet connection.
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.
Stephen Hawking lost connection to the WiFi.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.