Stephen hawkings jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
Why can't Stephen Hawking win any arguments?
Because he can't stand up for himself.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
Stephen Hawking died because his WiFi ran out.
What was Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?
A: There’s no signal.
You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isn't going to heaven?
Because it's a stairway, not a ramp.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost internet connection.
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking lost connection to the WiFi.
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!