Stephen hawkings jokes
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?
A: There’s no signal.
You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isn't going to heaven?
Because it's a stairway, not a ramp.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.
Stephen Hawking died because his WiFi ran out.
What was Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost internet connection.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.