Stephen hawkings jokes
What's black and sits on top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking's after a house fire.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
Where was Stephen Hawking during the house fire?
The top of the stairs.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
Sixty years ago, Stephen Hawking's teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams, kids. Reach for the stars.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?
"Stand" Ford University. :3
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
Stephen Hawking like black willies.
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
Why can't Stephen Hawking win any arguments?
Because he can't stand up for himself.
Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?
A. Because he has excellent string theory.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!