Stephen hawkings jokes
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Head, shoulders, screws, and bolts.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell, not heaven? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Stephen Hawking, rest in PC World.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand-up.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled too far away from the outlet on the wall.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.