Stephen hawkings jokes
How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?
He can’t walkie or talkie.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His shoulder.
When Stephen Hawking's teacher asked him, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
He said, "Six foot four."
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
It sucks that Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.
Stephen Hawking just died. Have they tried rebooting him to factory settings?
What did Stephen Hawking say on the stairway to heaven?
Oh, fuck! I can’t get up them.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? No, he hasn't either.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.