Stephen hawkings jokes
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.
Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?
Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?
Dribble.
Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He lost WiFi connection.
In about ten days, Stephen Hawking's wheelchair is going to have its first and last service.
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk?
Overcharge himself.
When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud.
Stephen Hawking couldn't take the stairway to Heaven, he had to take the lift.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Have you ever walked through Stephen Hawking's house? No?
Well..... neither has he.
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.