Stephen hawkings jokes
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
How did Stephen Hawking really die?
His wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything!
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
It's true, you know. Stephen Hawking has been up more ramps than Evel Knievel.
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand-up.
Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
Now touring: Stephen Hawking unplugged.
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Heads and Shoulders?
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence on children?
Because he only looks one way when crossing the road.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because his ethernet cable disconnected.