What’s black and at the top of a stair case? Stephen Hawking during a house fire
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
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How did Stephen Hawking Die? Is PC overheated
Stephen hawking can pass any test but there’s one test cant pass it is the pacer test
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What was Stephen Hawkings favourite line in Rambo ? Don't push me.
Why did Stephen hawking die
Cause he would never look both ways
why did stephen hawking die ? he couldnt log in
Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.
Stephen Hawkings died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord
No. Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.
how would stephen hawking get rid of the police? go to the the junk yard
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike ? Hey look...no hands...or legs.
Wipe your feet before entering but in Stephen Hawkings case it is Wipe your wheels.
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
Why is he called Stephen Hawking ? Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell? 'cus there was only a stairway to heaven!
I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.
If Stephen Hawking was a boxer he would roll with the punches.
