Stephen hawkings jokes
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, do you take him to PC World or A&E?
Stephen Hawking lost Wi-Fi connection.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar...
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
Why are batteries quicker than Stephen Hawking?
Because they can run out.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesn’t walk.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said there is no God. In 2018, God said there is no Steve Hawking.
Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.
Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.
Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.