Stephen hawkings jokes
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
Stephen Hawking isn’t dead, he’s just using VPN.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.
Why can't Stephen Hawking win any arguments?
Because he can't stand up for himself.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
Stephen Hawking's death was completely accidental.
He pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep".
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
Stephen Hawking's last words were the Windows closing sound.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."