Stephen hawkings jokes
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
Stephen Hawking's death was completely accidental.
He pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep".
Stephen Hawking's last words were the Windows closing sound.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
Stephen Hawking died because his WiFi ran out.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.