Stephen hawkings jokes
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
What's the difference between Stephen and a car? A car loses oil, Stephen loses the ability to walk.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
It's true, you know. Stephen Hawking has been up more ramps than Evel Knievel.
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed, but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop.
If Stephen Hawking is dying, where do I take him, Currys PC World, or a hospital?
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!
Sixty years ago, Stephen Hawking's teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams, kids. Reach for the stars.
What were Stephen's last words? “Battery low.”
How did Stephen Hawking die?
There was a power outage.
Have you ever walked through Stephen Hawking's house? No?
Well..... neither has he.
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?
He had an affair with Alexa.