Stephen hawkings jokes

Laptop

I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.

Emoji

Why was Stephen Hawking always like this đź« ?

Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.

Death

Stephen Hawking's death was completely accidental.

He pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep".

Toy

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?

Hot Wheels.

Robot

I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.

It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."

Date

Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.

She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.

Robot

I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."

Song

What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?

Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."

Death

How did Stephen Hawking die?

He rolled away and his charger unplugged.

Place

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.

Stephen Hawking

It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.

Heaven

You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isn't going to heaven?

Because it's a stairway, not a ramp.