Stephen hawkings jokes
What's Stephen Hawking’s favorite shampoo?
Head & Shoulders.
What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died?
"Windows Shut Down."
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there were stairs.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.
Why can't Stephen Hawking win any arguments?
Because he can't stand up for himself.
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
Stephen Hawking's death was completely accidental.
He pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep".
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"