Stephen hawkings jokes
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there were stairs.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
Why can't Stephen Hawking win any arguments?
Because he can't stand up for himself.
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
Stephen Hawking's death was completely accidental.
He pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep".
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
Stephen Hawking's last words were the Windows closing sound.