Stephen hawkings jokes
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died?
"Windows Shut Down."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking's last words were the Windows closing sound.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
Why can't Stephen Hawking win any arguments?
Because he can't stand up for himself.
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.