Why was Stephen Hawking always like this đź« ?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
Stephen Hawkings Jokes
Stephen Hawking's last words were the Windows closing sound.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
Stephen Hawking's death was completely accidental.
He pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep".
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isn't going to heaven?
Because it's a stairway, not a ramp.
What was Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
