Stephen hawkings jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking go to his fridge but get nothing out?
It was a dummy run.
Stephen Hawking said there is no God.
2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
What has 4 wheels, 2 legs, and loves his shoulder?
Stephen Hawking.
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost internet connection.
My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
What's Stephen Hawking's wife called? Wendy.
I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to download a free version of Windows.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t climb up the stairs to heaven.
Why did Stephen Hawking go out in the rain?
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.