Stephen hawkings jokes

Band

Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.

Phone

My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.

Song

What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?

Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."

Date

Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.

She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.

Death

How did Stephen Hawking die?

He rolled away and his charger unplugged.

Death

Stephen Hawking's death was completely accidental.

He pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep".

Laptop

I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.

Quiz

Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?

"No computers allowed on the test!"

Toy

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?

Hot Wheels.

Robot

I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.

It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."

Robot

I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."