Stephen hawkings jokes
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
What shoe size is Stephen Hawking?
It doesn't matter—he can't walk anyway.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
He's dead.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
What's ALS?
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
Who did Stephen call when he crashed?... The geek squad.
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."
Hi. My name's Stephen Hawking. What's your disability?