Stephen hawkings jokes
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one liners?
Because he can't do standup.
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?
Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
Who is Stephen Hawking?
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
Meals on wheels.
Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"I'm lagging."
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
What's the different between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? Both of them can't stand up.