Stephen hawkings jokes

Attraction

When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."

Stephen Hawking

Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"

Death

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because he forgot to plug in the charger.

Death

Stephen Hawking's death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.

Update

Stephen Hawking isn't dead; his update is just laggy because he is too far from the WiFi box.

Song

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??

Rollin' and Controllin'.