What's black and sits on top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking's after a house fire.
Stephen Hawkings Jokes
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence on children?
Because he only looks one way when crossing the road.
Now touring: Stephen Hawking unplugged.
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell, not heaven? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He ran out of battery life.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he forgot to plug in the charger.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking's death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead; his update is just laggy because he is too far from the WiFi box.
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His shoulder.
Stephen Hawking walked in a bar...
Just kidding.
