Stephen hawkings jokes
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.
He also forgot to pay the power bill.
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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Stephen Hawking lost Wi-Fi connection.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
I moved all the Bibles to the fiction section because there is no God, as said Stephen Hawking in 2011, but in 2018, God said there was no Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries.
There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.
At least Stephen Hawking does something.
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?