I moved all the Bibles to the fiction section because there is no God, as said Stephen Hawking in 2011, but in 2018, God said there was no Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawkings Jokes
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries.
There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.
At least Stephen Hawking does something.
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
What was Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack? His shoulder.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
Stephen Hawking is ALIVE!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
