What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
Jesus shows up and says you’ve got to go to church. You follow him in and under their breath it sounds like somebody says you steal and you say in your mind knowing you have before I’m sorry then somebody caughs and under their breath it sounds like they say again you steal so you whisper quietly I’m sorry... ...then somebody in German says shoot that son of a bitch
Look at these kids stealing ideas bro they going to jail
Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run steal and shoot
What is the difference between Micheal Jackson and my uncle? Nothing they both steal children.
You have been accused of stealing toilet rolls. How do you plead?
Quilty or Not Quilty?
Why cant Orphans steal bases? Because they cant find home.
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one
If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.
To become a licensed, airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.
What do you get when cayden steals your sandwich a nuckle sandwich
Me:Sister STOP STEALING MY STUFF OR I WILL MAKE U FEEL BAD Sister:No I wont stop Me:Fine im telling the world what u did Sister:What you will see when i post it Sister:WHY DID U TELL THEM I PEED ON SANTA CLAUS WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD ME:BECAUSE U DON ́T HAVE A LIFE
What do you call a Asian that steals cars - Tommy toke a motor
A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money. Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole. The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money. The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money you worthless old fart.”
What's so wrong about trump being in office?
He steals all the cats.
What kind a person will steal Captain Hook hook?
Answer: a hooker
lol I keep stealing my dad's medication money and the best part is he never remembers.
When the police caught him stealing the batteries he got immediately charged !
Why did the baseball player go to jail? Because he stole first base
