Steak jokes

How do you eat a meat?

You steak it in your mouth.

How does a butcher keep his tent up in the wind? Steaks.

Someone asked me, "How would you like your steak cooked?"

I said, "On a stove!"

What do you do when you made a misteak?

You do some yoga 🧘‍♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."

A man walks into a bar and sees a piece of steak on the ceiling.

The cashier says, "If you can grab it, your meal's free!"

The man then said, "Nah, the stakes are too high."

What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.

My sister has cows, and after 4 months, she said there was a mis-steak.