Stds jokes

What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.

TDS? More like STDs.

Suck tiny dick, now you have STD's.

I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.

Blonde: Can I suck you off? (has STDs on mouth)

Me: Naw (drake turn/dab)

Children should never run with scissors, and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.

What is the difference between a man performing anilingus on a woman and a man performing cunnilingus on a woman?

If a man is performing anilingus on a woman, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!!

Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.

Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."

Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?