I heard you were looking for a stud...
I already have the STD; all I need is you.
Stds Jokes
I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD, and all I need is U.
What STD can you get from phone sex?
Hearing AIDS.
TDS? More like STDs.
People say rape is bad. It is because I don't want STD and HIV.
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
Have you heard about the new Russian STD? Rottsmikokov.
Suck tiny dick, now you have STD's.
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
I made an AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very good chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com
Blonde: Can I suck you off? (has STDs on mouth)
Me: Naw (drake turn/dab)
