Stds jokes

I heard you were looking for a stud...

I already have the STD; all I need is you.

What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.

I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........

People say rape is bad. It is because I don't want STD and HIV.

Suck tiny dick, now you have STD's.

Have you heard about the new Russian STD? Rottsmikokov.

I made an AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very good chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com

Blonde: Can I suck you off? (has STDs on mouth)

Me: Naw (drake turn/dab)

I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD, and all I need is U.

I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.

TDS? More like STDs.

What do you call an STD?

Elenji.

What STD can you get from phone sex?

Hearing AIDS.