I heard you were looking for a stud...
I already have the STD; all I need is you.
Stds Jokes
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
People say rape is bad. It is because I don't want STD and HIV.
Suck tiny dick, now you have STD's.
Have you heard about the new Russian STD? Rottsmikokov.
I made an AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very good chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com
Blonde: Can I suck you off? (has STDs on mouth)
Me: Naw (drake turn/dab)
I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD, and all I need is U.
I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.
TDS? More like STDs.
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
What STD can you get from phone sex?
Hearing AIDS.