There was A disabled kid at my door he said I’m selling some cookies want to buy one I said well if you stand up sure
Stand up for yourself! Oh come on walk it off.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker
Hi I’m joe
stephen was a mad role model, he never taught me to stand up for myself
I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin. The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.
This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance and I'm tired of it. Today I push him out of his wheelchair.
He was In a fight then a person said stand up for yourself
There were 5 people on an airplane. 1. The pilot 2. The businessman 3. The Minister 4. The school child 5. The Smartest person in the world
The plane takes off, A good, solid 1 hour in, The pilot comes out and says "Ok guys, I have good news and bad news, Bad News is the plane is gonna crash, The good news is that I have 4 parachutes" The pilot says to his passengers, " Well I'm a pilot, I fly planes, People depend on me" Took a parachute and went out. The businessman stands up and says " Well I'm a businessman, I run companies" Took a parachute and went out The smartest person in the world stands up and says " I'm the smartest person in the world, No one is smarter than me" Took a parachute and went out Now the minister says to the school child " Well God has given me a good life, I want you to take the last parachute" and the school child has a massive smile on her face and starts laughing all of the sudden and the minister says " Why are you smiling?!, We're about to die!!!!" and the school child says to the minister "Well actually not gonna die because there are still 2 parachutes left because the smartest person in the world just took my school bag
A plane is about the crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out. A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a person man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, takes of shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
Everytime i tell a 911 joke, it bombs
My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
A handicapped person tells a good joke,but he cant be a stand up comedian😂😂😂
Hey, you know what I told the kid on wheel chair?
I told him to be a stand up comedian
Why did Hitler go for handicap?because they can’t stand up for themselves
why are so many people making fun of people with wheel chairs?
-they can’t stand up for themselves
I can't stand up when I laugh hard - neither can thay
My friend that was in a wheel chair was getting bullied so I said stand up for yourself.
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheel chair, he is getting bullied but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself
HAHA I HAVE MY OWN JOKE CATEGORY NOW
