What present did the armless kid get for Christmas? He got gloves. Ohh sry he cud never open the present.
Friend:Im gonna go ask out my crush Me: fake sneezes* Sry im alergic to bullshit
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sry I just forgot Adult: just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, They had 3 bombs in a day
Ur dad omg im sooooo sry!!!!!
ur dad is gay!!!!
omg!! I didn't mean that please don't tell ur mom
I'M SO SO SO SRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
