Sry

Sry jokes

Orphan

    • Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.

    Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    • Kid

    • What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?

    He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.

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    • Sry memes

    Dad

    • Ur dad is gay!

    Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.

    I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    s/o

    • I play saxophone, and I like to tell everyone I am a registered s/o (short for saxophone operator) in hopes of one day starting a jazz band, but now everyone looks at me weird, and when I go to house parties to perform, everyone hides their children, but little do they know I LOVE children. For some reason, I got multiple restraining orders because I said, “I want to touch the kids so they can one day become musicians themselves... like Michael Jackson.” I have then since moved from my hometown to Florida, where I can meet up with other s/o’s, and surprisingly, they have similar stories to me, but they say they have never even touched a saxophone, but they do like touching kids, which I’m all down for, just me and my buddies showing the new youth their abilities.

    Update: i figured out what they meant by s/o is not the same as my s/o :(

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    • Community talk

    • Fun fact: All humans are defaultly programmed to be female. Therefore for a male to be born, an SRY gene on the Y chromosome has to be turned on. Men love talking about logic and facts until the fact is that they all started out as female in the womb. Being a man is quite literally a biological detour. You didn't upgrade, you just deviated from the original master plan.

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