Sry jokes
Friend: I'm gonna go ask out my crush.
Me: *fake sneezes* Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?
He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
Ur dad
Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!
Ur dad is gay!
Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.
I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like this if one of your family members is emo!
I'm sorry m8.
Nobody: Aww, that's so sad!
Me: Just like me.
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
My sister 🤣😂
Community talk
Fun fact: All humans are defaultly programmed to be female. Therefore for a male to be born, an SRY gene on the Y chromosome has to be turned on. Men love talking about logic and facts until the fact is that they all started out as female in the womb. Being a man is quite literally a biological detour. You didn't upgrade, you just deviated from the original master plan.
HII... hello kitty I'm sry for leaving PLEASE HOP ON TWIN
yo @amy if u come on ( I'm hoping ur not opal too...) I would like to say sry 4 not believing opal was Jake ND shi mb I trust ya a good bunch now lmao