Sry jokes
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?
He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.
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Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ
Ur dad is gay!
Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.
I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ
Ur dad
Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
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Friend: I'm gonna go ask out my crush.
Me: *fake sneezes* Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.