A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis, her mom said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue.
What starts with F and ends with uck?FIRETRUCK what we’re you thinking
When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.
Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledores army?
Because at one point poisonous gases where put in it
All the traffic stoping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s.
THAT
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand? - A ham sandwich
Harry Potter Dobby: Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!!
Jumanji Coach Webb: Ok, theres alot wrong with that.
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spell i c u p i see you pee
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
My middle name Is Brian I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out Johnny Brain Walker was Incorrect
Spell fuzz.okay, f u z z.which also it sounds like F U Zzs
What is your name.what am I pointing at 👃🏽.and what am I holding.hahaha!!!!! ????????knows nothing
Spell peppa.okay.p e p p a . hahaha!you said peepee . I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves peppa pig and has a backpack of it.So I told her to spell her backpacks letters and tricked her...And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.
Amongus in space spells sugoma
Spell attic okay. A t t i c./a titi/tata I see
How do you spell racecar backwards? racecar How do you spell racecar sideways? Paul Walkers death.
In a bowl of golden delight, I savored each bite so bright, The potato salad, oh so fine, Left me feeling oh so divine.
The diced potatoes, oh so neat, In a dressing so cool and sweet, With onions and eggs, a treat, My taste buds did dance and greet.
The mayonnaise, a creamy dream, With mustard's zesty scheme, Together they did blend so well, My senses did take a spell.
The herbs, a fragrant delight, Added flavor with their might, Parsley and dill, a perfect pair, In this salad beyond compare.
So here's to the potato salad, A culinary work of art, That left me full and satisfied, And in my heart, a special part.
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