Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis. Her mom said, "You should have asked me last night. It was at the tip of my tongue."
A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."
What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?
There are 3 things wrong with this world.
1. Spelling
2. Maths.
When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.
Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledore’s army?
Because at one point poisonous gases were put in it.
All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?
That.
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?
A ham sandwich.
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
If you don't like my spelling, Explain Bear, have you realized I'm a duck and you are a bear? I've got more internet power and meme power, so shut the duck up and get a life and stay off my property and the internet.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
Spell "I C U P." I see you pee.
I can't spell. Spell. Pels. Slepe. Spell. Ellpas[a[dpa[pw[paew[pfopaojf[apdkoc[asndcsdokd Fkuc.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
"Among Us" in space spells "sugoma."
My middle name is Brian. I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out "Johnny Brain Walker" was incorrect.
Spell "attic."
Okay. A-T-T-I-C. /a titi/ tata. I see.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Correctly spelled.
