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Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy)
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle)
Q: David's father had three
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So Johnny was working at a deli, a woman walks up and asks, do you have any salad? Johnny says no, she asks? What about carrots? Again Johnny says no, she says what about bananas? Johnny says "tell ya what, spell out "lad" in salad" she spells L A D, Johnny replies "spell "rot" in carrot" she spells R O T, Johnny says "now spell "fuck" in vegetables or fruits" she says "there is no fuck in vegetables or fruits" Johnny exclaims "thats what ive been trying to tell you!"
Spell icup... U SEE me pee!?
What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!
Why dont witches wear underwear?
So they can get a better grip on their broom
Your spelling is more morbid than any of these jokes
Why don’t witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom
Say ocean 5 times and you say oh shit
In the bus, you can't spell black without back.
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Dear Autocorrect i never wanted to spell the Word "bigger"
If A wizard gets robbed by a muggle, has he been MUGGLED?????
draco malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
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What goes cackle cackle *bonk*?
A witch laughing it's head off.
