Spaghetti jokes
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
How do you know if spaghetti is a boy or a girl? It's meatballs.
Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
I like to eat mom's spaghetti. Now try it with the NEWWWW VEGETTIIII, turn any vegetable into pasta!
My daughter said I could never make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
Spaghetti
I just started this site (explain bear, make me welcome plz)
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SPAGHETTI DEMON
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Theres a yeti in my spaghetti.
Are you gonna let me in? Hello? Hello?" 2:45 and the bell went off, thank God Many people think I'm odd But I talk with no one and I walk alone And I avoid sunlight with a chalky tone I get home and I don't say hi, it ain't no one there I don't care, I walk in and go right up the stairs To my room, get in bed, and just wait for dark Because that's when the real show starts Tap, tap on the glass go the piece of ass So… Read more
Jake, if you’re really Italian why don’t you type in an Italian accent? And how do you feel if I break spaghetti