SOS jokes

Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Because his head is so high up in the air.

EVERYONE:

"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"

Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.

The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.

Why does an orphan go to church?

So they can call someone "father."

I’m back and have a joke my friend said!

Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.

Person 2: What was it?

Person 1: He went as himself.

My girlfriend asked for a kiss, so I gave her my dick.

Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.

Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).

Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."

You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.

Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!

Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."

Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"

You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.

Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."

Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.

Why do duckies wipe after they poop?

Their butt quack.

You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.