SOS jokes

Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.

Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.

Yo mama so dumb, she failed lunch.

Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they already lost the Twin Towers.

Yo mama so fat, she classified as a whole solar system.

Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.

Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."

Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.

Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.

Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:

Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.

Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"

Arden is so fat!

Your hairline is so far back that not even God knows about it.

Yo mama so dumb, she failed the survey.

Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.

Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.

The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.

Why did the Ice Cube complain about being so warm? Because he was dropped on the floor.

We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!