You're so lucky bullies don't have a chance to push you around anymore?
They'll get theirs when they're in a wheelchair?
My marriage was on the rocks, so I buried my wife under some.
So Joe was at the store and he was looking for a dildo.
Then he saw one made out of dick skin, so he grabbed it and uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh UhuhUhUhUhUhuHuHuHuHUHUHUHUHUHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH went his mouth.
PENIS PENIS
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
Why do you joke about Helen Keller?
She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!
your forehead is so big that mastermind thought you were his long lost brother
Why do orphans play baseball
So they can touch home
Yo mama so stupid when she saw on her computer it said you have 3 cookies she broke it
Yo mama is so fat she had to snap his finger twice
yo mama so fat she walked by the tv, i missed 3 episodes
yo mama so fat she sat next to everyone on the plane
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless
life sucks and so does the vacuum and other things
Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.
You know what's so horrible about this website?
When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?
A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.
