Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”
It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.
The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.
You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!
Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!
I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.
Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.
So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!
John walked into Pat at the barn. He was dancing naked in front of a tractor. John said, "Hey, Pat, what are you doing?"
Pat said, "Well, me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed, so I went to a therapist, and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)."
Son: Dad, can I get a girlfriend?
Dad: Son, no, you are only 10, so no.
Son: Dad, I'm leaving to get a girlfriend.
Dad: Son, nooo, you are not my son!
Son: What did you say? *Son slaps the dad.*
Dad: Good, son, goodbye, get out of my home.
Son: Good, you can go move to a new home.
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.
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Dani: What's so funny?
Tess: Your face! 'Cause you're ugly!
Dani: WHY!!!!!!!
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.
So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.
