SOS jokes
Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!
Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
Memes
You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
You so gay you have a fat sis and?
Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!
"So what, ah, my G?"
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.
Guys, this is so disrespectful, I love Jesus. I go to church every Tuesday morning to give Jesus a... giffffffft.
So disrespectful guys. #jesusismyhubby
My wife is pregnant with a 3-year-old, so I gave her medicine, but now she’s pregnant with a 5-year-old.
We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.