So, Biden, Zelensky, and Putin are on a plane, and the plane loses altitude and goes down, but there are 2 parachutes. Putin takes the first one and jumps because he is a greedy twat. So he jumps, but then Biden says, "You go, Zelensky. I am much older than you, and it is ok for me to die." So Zelensky takes the second one and jumps, but when he did, the plane regains altitude, and Biden got to Washington, DC, all fine. They found out the reason was Zelensky's steel balls.
Why are mountains so funny? Because they're hill-arious! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, very funny!
You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.
Why is Donald Trump so mad? Because he is a Trumpet!
This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD
Yo hairline goes so back it touches Jupiter.
You are so ugly my man died.
So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?
That don't make no cents.
My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”
"Me lava you sooo much, cutie cake. I know I'm so so so cuteee. Lava you girl... ummmma ummmaaa. I know where you liveee kutty."
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
So all blondes are dumb, right?
Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂
Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.
I've been doing sex moves on myself so I can be ready when I have sex, and by far the funniest thing to do is finger my butt. I go 2 handed sometimes.
