SOS jokes
Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!
Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!
You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!
Memes
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.
The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.
It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.
So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?
A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.
Life sucks, and so does the vacuum, and other things.
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
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Yo mama is so fat, she had to snap his finger twice.
People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.
So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
Dani: What's so funny?
Tess: Your face! 'Cause you're ugly!
Dani: WHY!!!!!!!
Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.
Son: Dad, can I get a girlfriend?
Dad: Son, no, you are only 10, so no.
Son: Dad, I'm leaving to get a girlfriend.
Dad: Son, nooo, you are not my son!
Son: What did you say? *Son slaps the dad.*
Dad: Good, son, goodbye, get out of my home.
Son: Good, you can go move to a new home.