Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
SOS Jokes
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
Times have been so tough lately, I have had to jerk off the dog just to feed the cat.
God: Why is the teenager so short?
Angel: I don't know.
God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"
Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."
God: No, I didn't!
Coworker, why is Sara so blue?
Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.
"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"
You're so short you could be drowned by heavy rains.
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
So my bus... goodness.
So the fire alarm went off, but as soon as they walked out of the classroom, the only fire they saw was out of a gun.
Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
You're so small you went hand gliding on a Dorito!
Inela, your hairline goes so far back I remember seeing it in the stone age! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"
"Yo mama so bad we gotta switch to yo papa."
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
Yo mama is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
