God: Why is the teenager so short?
Angel: I don't know.
God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"
Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."
God: No, I didn't!
Yo mama so ugly she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed 😂
yo mama so fat when she went on the weighing scale it aid to be continued.
why are america so bad at clash royale Because they already lost 2 towers
My friend's name is Campbell, so she must love soup.
Why did the Ice Cube complain about being so warm? Because he was dropped on the floor.
Yo mama so dumb she failed the survey.
Yo mama is so old that her first crhistmas was the first crhistmas
Your hairline is so far back that not even god knows about it.
yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD
So I went up to a crying kid and asked where’s your mommy? God I love working at a orphanage.
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
James, sike, I lied, your mommy is pancakes, is so dry.
My best friend: Joey, sike, I lied, your Twitch is dry.
My other friends: the winner is................. my guy James!
Me: I broke me bum.
Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.
Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"
You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
You so gay you have a fat sis and?
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
