Evans so gay I mouth kissed him.
Yo mama is so poor, she makes her own hand sanitizer.
I found a child on the street homeless, and they were really nice, so I took them home. Then I said, "Who's better, Biden or Trump?" They said they support Trump. They are now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years.
I was wearing a mask and told the teacher I ate her vagina. She said what? I pulled my mask down and said, "No, I said I like your hyenas." Then a kid sees me do it, but he only heard the first part, so he goes up to the teach and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight." She said, "Pull your mask down," and he pulls his mask down and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight."
Yo momma so fat, she glues together rags as clothes.
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because his head is so high up in the air.
Why does an orphan go to church? so they call someone father
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved
Your so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink
Your mama so fat she GOT IN TO THE POOL THE WATER GOT OUT AND BIG MAMA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
So my bus goodness
Your So Skinny that People Can't even See you
Yo mama so dumb she failed lunch.
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.
Why is the USA so bad at chess ?
Because they already lost the twin towers
yo mama so fat she classified as a whole solar system
Arden is so fat
Inela your hairline goes so far back I remember seeing it in the stone ageš¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.
The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.
