Yo mama eats so much that she spends her whole life on the toilet.
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
You're so short, you have to yell to talk to people!
Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
My friend told me that he saw a yacht went close in to the yeti's eye, so I said to my friend, "Did the yeti kiss?" But my friend said, "No, the yeti have to play games every single day, or the yeti will die."
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
It was so windy I saw a chicken lay the same egg twice!
Yo mama so stupid, when I told her she needed some cats, she came back with...
CRASH, ARENA, TURBO STARS!
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.
Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
Yo' mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.
After the holidays, Ron asks Hermione: "How was the weather in Spain?"
Hermione: "No idea, it was so foggy I couldn't see a thing!"
Say:
"Eye"
Spell:
"Map"
Say:
"Ness"
Now say it fast!
All doggies go to heaven - or so I've been told.
They run and play along the streets of Gold.
Why is heaven such a doggie-delight...
Why, because there's not a single cat in sight.
Why are Bengalis so fishy?
Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.
Why are basements so scary? Cuz of the mail.
Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother has diabetes.
People so dumb they think they're "transblind" like WTF, idiots!
