SOS jokes

"Tj and Prince, I really think we should stop doing this date night, date fight thing on this website because it's driving everyone crazy, and this is a joke website, not a dating website, so I say let's just take this to Facebook."

You're so short you could be drowned by heavy rains.

God: Why is the teenager so short?

Angel: I don't know.

God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"

Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."

God: No, I didn't!

Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?

What is so annoying? A younger sister.

Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!

Times have been so tough lately, I have had to jerk off the dog just to feed the cat.

What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?

Meatcanyon.

(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)

So the fire alarm went off, but as soon as they walked out of the classroom, the only fire they saw was out of a gun.

So my bus... goodness.

Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!

Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.

Waiter says, "Sir, we ran out of ranch, so I had the boys in the back improvise. But don't worry... It has even more zip & twang to it!"

Do you want to know why I hired a protractor to tutor my nephew in IIROC? Because he has degrees. 180 of them. So he's smar[t].

You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"

Your hairline is so far back that not even God knows about it.

Yo mama is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas!

Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.