Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
SOS Jokes
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!
Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!
You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
John walked into Pat at the barn. He was dancing naked in front of a tractor. John said, "Hey, Pat, what are you doing?"
Pat said, "Well, me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed, so I went to a therapist, and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)."
So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?
A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.
My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.
The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.
Life sucks, and so does the vacuum, and other things.
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
Yo mama is so fat, she had to snap his finger twice.
