SOS jokes

Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.

Why is the tire so tired?

Because it is tired out.

There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!

Your bus is so short... the wheels touch.

Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.

So if I drink alcohol, you're an alcoholic. But if I drink Fanta, I’m fantastic.

Mom: I apologize, Sam, for being so mean to you. <3

Sam: Thank you, Mother, for your apology.

Mom: jk

Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.

Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.

Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.

Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!

Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!

When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."

Is it so? Do people get freedom?

Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.

Ever heard of the currency TNT?

All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!

My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.

I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)

True story: In 1986, in the midst of the HIV epidemic, they made condoms available to the public. At that time, me and my boyfriend were 13 years old. My boyfriend was so happy: "These will make great water balloons!" And I was even happier. I did not have to pack a lunch for school tomorrow, lol.

So I went to a mall and I was finna buy something... and I saw a little boy and he said "hello," so then I passed by him and he said "hi," and I was like "hi nigga," and he said, "um, just wondering something... I mean I like jokes, but what is dark humor?" And I was like "umm🤔.. it's like 🤔🤔...like you see that guy without legs? Tell him to stand up"... and he said "I'm blind nigga" and I said "exactly homie"... aight nigga peace and look out😏😉

I found the comments before the picture of you got reported, and yes, with all my heart, there was a picture of you in your bra! But I was on your side, so was Kenya, Prince, and Heo! And Mariah, more will be in soon!