SOS jokes
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Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
"Me so cutie right?"
So you decide one day to ask your son if he wants to f**k, do you do it for 3 hours, then you realize how will I explain another pregnancy to my sterile husband?
Memes
Yo, Dad is so skinny, he doesn't work out enough.
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏
Okay, I'm so sorry, Alya, and Drew. I didn't mean to say that you guys were stupid and cringy. I mistyped. Can you guys forgive me by any chance? I'm so sorry :(
Your forehead is so big a whole state could fit on it.
Yo mama so fat, she died!
You're so skinny, if you take a bath you look like you're in an ocean. 🛀🏊♂️
Why do Vampires like virgins?
Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.
One day, a man was walking in an alley when a crackhead attacks him. So the man shoots him in the head and runs inside his home. When he goes to his wife, she asks him if he saw her dad.
Your mum was so poor that she went to rob the bank, but she left because she couldn't find the cameras. She left her son, and the security [girl] gave him the camera.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought weed to the highway. Then she realized, "I'm not stupid, I was just high as a bitch." She just got fucked so hard by her man, she thought she was high.
My kids [are] so damn bad[.] We took them to Disney in Florida. They paid me not to bring them back ever.
Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!
Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.
The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.