SOS jokes

Qwen, I have to tell you something, so say "hi" and I will tell you.

So there was this guy who went swimming one day and got his left side bitten off by a shark.

But don't worry, he is all right now.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!

You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!

You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.

My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.

Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.

Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.

Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.

Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?

Because they're so boron!

Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.

Yo mama so fat, she is fat.

So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"

Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"

How did Stephen Hawking die?

He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!

Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!

I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.

This joke is so dark, I need life.

One day I went skating and skated for so long that my feet were incredibly sore.

It was like my skates were moving all by themselves, but I decided to just roll with the situation.

Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!

Why are skeletons so calm?

Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.