SOS jokes

Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.

So if I drink alcohol, you're an alcoholic. But if I drink Fanta, I’m fantastic.

Mom: I apologize, Sam, for being so mean to you. <3

Sam: Thank you, Mother, for your apology.

Mom: jk

Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.

Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.

Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.

Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!

Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!

When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."

I was going to make a bulimia joke, but suddenly it just felt so empty.

Is it so? Do people get freedom?

Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.

Ever heard of the currency TNT?

All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!

My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.

I hope you're an organ donor so your organs can go to someone who deserves them.

I was going to tell a ghost joke, but it just seemed so mean-spirited.

Is your MBTI type INFP? Cause you're so FiNe.

Yo momma so delusional, she thought your grandma's Venus flytrap was Audrey II.

Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.

I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)

True story: In 1986, in the midst of the HIV epidemic, they made condoms available to the public. At that time, me and my boyfriend were 13 years old. My boyfriend was so happy: "These will make great water balloons!" And I was even happier. I did not have to pack a lunch for school tomorrow, lol.