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Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.
You're so poor, you lick postcards for food.
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
Yo mama's so fat, people think she only has one side!
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?
You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-
(Destroys phone cutely)
Why did Jordan cross the road? So he could get to his house.
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it got smacked up by Will Smith.
