SOS jokes

"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.

"Me," Wait, what...ever.

If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.

Violence isn't the answer. It's the question, and the answer is yes.

My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.

Eating a clock is so time-consuming.

You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."

Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"

Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"

Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"

You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.

My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.

If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.

I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.

Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣

Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.

My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and give her it so she can bleed more.

Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.

So, when I'm about to take a shower, my mom says, "Take a shower." When I'm about to take out the trash, my mom says, "Take out the trash."

Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.