SOS jokes

Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."

Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.

Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.

Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.

The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!

Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.

Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.

Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.

Yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch!

Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.

You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?

Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.

Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.

Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.

Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.

You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.

Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.

You're so poor, you lick postcards for food.

Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.