SOS jokes

Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^

You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."

I lost my job at the bank. Some lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her.

Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.

Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.

Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.

Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.

"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."

Why were the Twin Towers so mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!

Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.

Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.

Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL

Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."

You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.

I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.

When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.

Yo forehead so big you think in HD.

Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.

Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.

Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!