SOS jokes
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
Why did so many people die in the Grenfell Fire Disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa saw it before you!
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was tiers.
Memes
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”
My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
Tyler's hairline is so bad.
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
I lost my job at the bank. Some lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her.
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."