SOS jokes
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.
Yo mama so fat, she found the barrier to outer space!
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
Memes
Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!
My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.
My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.
My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
Yo mama's so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
I got my job at a bank and lost the job the day I got it. A lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her!
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard.
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.