SOS jokes

Why were the Twin Towers so mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!

Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.

Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.

Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL

Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."

You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.

I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.

When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.

Yo forehead so big you think in HD.

Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.

Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.

Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!

Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."

Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.

Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.

Yo mama so fat, she found the barrier to outer space!

Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.

Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.

My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!

My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.