SOS jokes
Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!
Memes
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
Why did so many people die in the Grenfell Fire Disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa saw it before you!
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was tiers.
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”
My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
Tyler's hairline is so bad.