SOS jokes

Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.

Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.

You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.

Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.

Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.

Your forehead is so big you look like MegaMind.

You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.

My wife is so fat, she gets weighed on the Richter scale.

My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.

My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.

My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!

My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.

When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.

Your mama is so fat.

She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.

Your mama is so stupid.

Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."

Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.

Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!

Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.

Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.

Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!