SOS jokes

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.

I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...

Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"

Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.

My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.

She said help, so I kicked her.

Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.

Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.

TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.

Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.

Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.

Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.

You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!

You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."

Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.

Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.

At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.

Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.

Your hairline goes so far back, we learned about it in history class.