At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
SOS Jokes
Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.
Your hairline goes so far back, we learned about it in history class.
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
"Do you have a noose?"
"Nose?"
"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."
"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"
"No."
*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.
I got my job at a bank and lost the job the day I got it. A lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her!
I lost my job at the bank. Some lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her.
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.
Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!
I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because you can take it so quickly.
