SOS jokes

Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.

Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.

Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?

Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.

What's the difference between you and me?

I have a plan for this new year.

So long, suckers. Keep scrolling.

What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?

One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.

Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!

You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies.

She is not “fun to be around.”

You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.

Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.

So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.

When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.

And then Mark came in.

You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.

Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.

A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.

The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!

Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!

Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.

White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!

Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.

Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."