SOS jokes

Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.

So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.

When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.

And then Mark came in.

You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.

Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.

A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.

The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!

Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!

Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.

White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!

Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.

Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."

TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.

Why do orphans like to have sex?

So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."

A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"

You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.

Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.

Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!

Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!

Yo mama is so nonverbal that she’s Boss Baby.

My girlfriend didn't bring me the sandwich, so I brought the gas.